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When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vigina and do the samething. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer.
I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnaut.
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.
A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.
Holy shit dude, she let you give her a Alabama Pot Pie ???
The act of a female sitting on a mans face while other is sleeping. (The female must be fully nude) Shoves the persons nose in her vagina. Slaps him in the face and vagina farts as he wakes up. Grabbing his testicles so he cant move she poops all over his face.
Similar to the alabama mudslide the Alabama Breath Stopper
when you are having sex on a boat and you have a girl bent over the ledge and ur doing her in the vagina and after you blow your load in her, you push her over the edge.
Last i gave Mrs. alabama party-boat on bord the U.S. Kansas.
The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.
"That boy needs an Alabama Attitude Adjustment!"
Similar to a Blumpkin, except that the girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poo or pee and giving oral to a guy that is standing up. It derives its name from the term chicken head, for the oral. Hen house refers to laying an egg, or taking a poo or pee. And Alabama... well if you put the name of a Southern State on something it just sound gross, but in a funny way.
Jenny gave Billy an Alabama Hen House last night, and I got it on film!