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The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.
Examples
Richard Branson
John Paulson
Peter Schiff
Nomad Capitalist
That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.
The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.
"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."
"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."
"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
“Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”
“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”
When your professor lowers your grade on a term paper just because you're a cocky bastard.
William worked his ass of to get a 99.5 percent on his paper. His professor took a .5 point arrogance tax.
A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
Get owned, Tax Back to Reality.
Netherite is a person who handles a mcyt collab and has lots of swag
Tax/Netherite goes by Tommy, Tax, and Netherite
"Tax/Netherite has lots of swag"