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What is needed for this task;
1. man
2. partner
3. condom
4. sperm
5. anus
6. mouth
7. desire for the freakiest sex out there
Directions;
After night out wining and dining with your partner you bring them back for some fantastic loving. This is a move for the end of the night. After having sexual intercourse, using a condom and there is a little collection of sperm in the tip. Remove the condom from the shaft of the penis and insert the bottom of the condom in to your anus so that it is hanging down like the fruit of the pawpaw tree. Then get your partner to nibble and suckle at it like a baby pig until all the sperm is removed. After you can spoon.
1. Mmm The North Berwick Nibbler was sooo good
2. I like to do The North Berwick Nibbler every Tuesday
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ahhhh , Sanford . The most ghetto city in the eastern part of the United states. Also known as the sandtrap and the 919. For some reason , Sanford has 3 Mcdonald’s and 1 big ass mega mall walmart which is odd because the city contains broke ass bitches. Most people that live in Sanford only go to Mcdonald’s to eat off the dollar menu. The only places to go are to the movies or to ghetto ass autumn oaks with all them bad ass kids. Sanford is KNOWN for 2 things , gun violence and tornadoes. It has a shitty ass school system with shitty ass kids. Everyone in Sanford knows each other and are some how related but still manage to fuck each other. In the summer , you can find all the ratchet ass kids at O.T. Sloan fighting. If you live in the projects , you have no room to talk about anybody. For some reason , it’s normal for straight people to act gay which is gay PERIODT. If you live on the east side , your whack asf and if you live on the west side ... gtfo somewhere. Don’t come to sanford unless you want to fuck your cousin. Most people that live in Sanford either have bedbugs or roaches and forget to use deodorant in the summer . If you don’t live in Sanford , stay yo ass away !!!
Hey , wanna go to Sanford North Carolina to fuck your cousin ?
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The second high school built in Lee's Summit, Missouri. It is well-known for its shockingly high number of pregnant girls. Its rival is Lee's Summit High School. The football team really isn't that great, but the music (choir especially) and theatre departments are outstanding.
Person 1: "Dude, Megan got pregnant."
Person 2: "Which Megan?"
Person 1: "The one at Lee's Summit North."
Person 2: "....Well that's why..."
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North Sea Biscuit is a commonly known Norwegian game (for men only).
Put 1 Biscuit (preferably of a larger kind) on a small table (alternatively one of the participants can hold it).
At least 3 boys have to participate:
They all stand in a ring around the biscuit and jerk off. As soon as one cums, he leaves the game, while the rest continues. Last man standing has to eat the (entire) wonderful biscuit :-)
Enjoy!
Andy just vomited after loosing a round of North Sea Biscuit.
Common guys, lets play some North Sea Biscuit before the girls arrive.
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A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants filled with hot chicks. Usually lives at home and thinks listening to Hip Hop and Rap makes him cool.
An example would be Kip from Napolean Dynamite.
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A dumb place with nothing to do. Really small and most have never heard of it. Nobody likes this place.
"hey, what should we do tonight in Berthold, North Dakota."
--"there is nothing to do in Berthold."
"OK, let's leave."
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1.Just north of the center of the universe. 2. Beach located on the crappiest coast of Chicago on Lake Michigan. 3. Site of the worst looking, worst trained, least bad-ass lifeguards on the lakefront...or anywhere else, for that matter. 4. A far inferior place to Oak Street Beach
North avenue beach can't play oarball for shit.
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