Dry Walrus

The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.

"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"

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emotionally dry

Hard to feel emotional even at an event such as receiving an applause for an action such as dancing.

I am someone who is emotionally dry. But when I saw the applause you gave me after the dance ended, something warm has been rising in me. It's really thanks to you that I can have such feelings.

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dry july

Another month relating to masturbation, but in this month, no form of lubrication can be used

You thought Destroy Dick December was rough? Wait until Dry July!

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dry-ragging

A bitch that is acting like she's on her period when she is in fact not, dry-ragging.

My girlfriend is always a bitch; its like she's dry-ragging.

Damn, that chick is dry-ragging.

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Dry cheezel

Fucking a girl in the arse without lube.

I took this Austrian chick home last night in Byron, she was horny as fuck and wanted in the arse. I said I didn’t have lube and she said don’t worry, so I went dry cheezel.

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Dry Lightning

When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.

Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.

Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.

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Dry Sack

A saying they use in the south indicating your sperm do not swim right.

Rudy: "As they say down south, you have the Dry Sack" Christopher: " I think it may be from all the disasterbating I have done"

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