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Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019


Pocket nuts

Nuts you keep in your pocket to snack on or barter away throughout the day. These could be pistachios or peanuts or some other nut protected by a shell. It could also be a shelled nut like almonds or cashews.

I gave the cab driver some of my pocket nuts as a tip. Didn't want to break a 50

by Amicuz January 28, 2018


victory nut

When you win an argument or fight, and bust a victory nut, and assert dominance

That win was so good , I'm going to bust a nut of pure victory. I'm going to call this occasion a victory nut

by Jimmbojummbo May 18, 2021


Nut Whisper

When you are fucking a girl and you secretly nut inside of her but she doesn't know and only finds out when it's too late.

Yo how was your night with Sarah?

Dude it was amazing! I even managed to pull off a nut whisper!

by LemonSkittlz January 8, 2018


grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

by Dnewmanson February 2, 2016


eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 16, 2016


Butter nuts

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off

Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts

by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019