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to soak in water for a period of time long enough for your fingers to wrinkle. Then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum, much like a handy.
My girl and I were soaking in the hot tub. She got bored and gave me an old lady. I finished on the grass.
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centre of the universe based in liverpool!
went to old swan today got a greggs.
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Old Foot (Plural Old foot's):
(n) A reference to someone older than you in the streets that may have either given you guidance or had the model/set precedence of how the hood moved ie. hustle's and racket's that would be available based on the persons network. Similar to ol' school or old heads
Fast Eddie: "Maaan!! Jimmy cool as dirt under pressure"
Lil Lenny "Yup! thats cause he was under the guidance of the old foot's so he know how to act in a jam"
Fast Eddie: "Maaan!! Jimmy cool as dirt under pressure"
Lil Lenny "Yup! thats cause he was under the guidance of the old foot's so he know how to act in a jam"
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A funny saying, should only be said at the right time..
oh yea top this, Old enough to crap old enough to tap
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A person who takes ones virginity.
"That old chestnut popped my friend Kristen."
"I'm going to bang a virgin so i can become an old chestnut."
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old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas
well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Your at a party where you are getting hammered. The feeeling of drunk enters your body, but it is not alone, the feeling of horny is with it. You are now ridged like a bread stick. You post up in the party and eagle eye that one girl that suits your fancy. When you spot her, you approach and say those special words that all girls want to her, "Sup beautiful, wanna fuck?!" You proceed to grab her hand and pull her to an empty bed room where you get busy, real fucking busy. The next morning, your bragging to all your friends that you bagged this one chick when you notice your buddy is histarical. He then tells you that he fucked a girl in that same bed, but he pulled out and came all over the bed. Tat bed was soaked with your buddies swimmers and you bagged that random chick on top of that shit.
Dude, you old greged that chick because I came all over that bed, dumbass.
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