beer breakfast

Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.

While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.

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pocket beer

A beer (bottle or can) typically stored in one's pocket while the individual already has one open for consumption. The pocket beer is stored for use in the near future.

The dudes up in the 911 always carry pocket beers when going out.

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beer bong

A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.

Dude, I passed john's record on the beer bong

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beer snob

An unfairly pejorative term for a connoisseur of beer. Understands that not all beers are pale, tasteless lagers.

Beer Noob: "Give me a Bud"
Beer Snoob: "Give me a glass of Hoegaarden, don't forget the lemon"
ACTUAL Beer Snob: "What kind of mass-produced shit is that? I'll take a Rochefort 10, bottle conditioned for no less than 4 years, and make sure you bring it with the appropriate Trappist glassware. Many thanks"

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space beer

- another term for beer
- other nicknames include 'space-tek,' 'space,' 'tek, 'gleep,' or 'gleep-glop'

note: a male consuming space-teks in a sitting position may request a fresh space beer by yelling "space beer," "gleep," or "gleep-glop" etc. any male in a standing position is obligated to retrieve a space-tek from the refrigeration unit for the sitting consumer. any arguments about the rules shall be put to an immediate vote - all males in the room receive one vote.

arguments can often be avoided by just getting the damn beer out of the fridge and not complaining about it.

"space beer!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).

"space!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).

"tek!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).

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Beer Crotch

The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.

Stephanie was totally beer crotch-ing it last night.

Drew has such a beer crotch right now.

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beer cap

Beer Cap is a phrase that Method Man uses to mean his head or mind. Twisting your beer cap means messing with your mind

"these fools are fuckin with me and tryin' to twist my beer cap."

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