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When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.
I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.
Look man I don’t actually know what puffy paint is but it is a sort of liquid that feels like glue, and whenever you put it on something it hardens up into a rubber material
Wat??? Idk how to use puffy paint in a sentence
Nah jk I normally say it like this
Yo bro
Yea?!
Imma puffy paint
Paint porn is people rubbing paint on there body while there naked
Dude you watched paint porn same man
Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into
I gave that girl the taint paint
While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.
Gave that sniper a good taint paint, now he’s dropping in on me again.
When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.
Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.