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When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.
If you're bored, why don't you all stack your phones up and play a game of phone pog?
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When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!
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An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.
Bob: Hey, what's up Steve?
Steve on cell phone: ...
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You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
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What you call your phone when it's being a retard
"Aw stupid mc dumb-phone"
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When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.
When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.
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Cheap smart phone with little storage-space (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. Bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.
"Hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
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