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When polish people get fried and proceed to fling their shit at each other with ruby encrusted stainless steel spoons
Guy 1: bro, guess what?
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: me and Vanessa totally did some Polish Fried Flyers last night!
Guy 2: that’s gross
The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes
You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.
The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot
Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!
When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.
Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie
It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.
To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.
Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.
Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?
Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.