A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.
Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.
Party ponie(s) are any hairstyle, often slutty, that include a hair elastic and are believed to make drinking more fun.
Holly is wearing her party ponie out tonight, it’s getting wild.
A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.
Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.
a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.
Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.
Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
to be "pink ponied" means to lose a broomball game to the Pink Pony Club
Those teams in the Challenge Cup of the 2022 World Broomball tournament really got "pink ponied" by Hagans Hippos.
Long hair that is half up and half down.
Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.