When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!
2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)
Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.
David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!
someone who sells poon on the street
nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.
mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)
2) An unfortunate Chinese name
Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?
A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.
Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways