car poop

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.

I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.

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Poop Dealer

A Poop Dealer is a male who sells Poopy in many diffrent colors .
The Dealer typically where a AcDc shirt and skinny jeans with a soul patch and a reciting hair line

Person 1 Imma hit up my poop dealer
Person 2 Damn does he have purple
Person 1 hell yeah he does

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immaculate poop

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

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Poop Sauce

Diarrhea taking place in the middle of the night.

Yo I had Poop Sauce last night and it was the worst night of my entire life i sauced for 15min straight.

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poop flakes

Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.

I know Kitty was in the bed last night, there are poop flakes all over the sheets.

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group poop

when two or more people take poops at the same time in the same bathroom in stalls situated next to each other so they can have a conversation while pooping

dude, you wanna take a group poop?

yeah, but lets use the girls room, its got more stalls.

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poop head

Someone who does something that annoys you, makes you mad, or does something really stupid. Essentially, everyone is a poop head.

Saddam Hussein is a really big poop head.

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