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A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.
Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.
When a slave master has sex with a lighter skinned slave until both of their necks are red from the heat and intensity
Last night we had a redneck rumble
Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.
Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.
Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.
"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."
"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"
"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."
The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Our founder, JS Williams III, a gay icon, always abided the the redneck code he created to help us.
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THE DEFINITION OF A REDNECK BITCH IS A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOONE IS DOWN TO EARTH AND WILL TELL IT HOW IT IS, SHE WILL ALWAYS HOLD HER OWN EVEN WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THROWING PUNCHES, SHES WHAT YOU CALL REAL HONEST LOVING CARING AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE BUT IF YOU DISRESPECT HER THERE AINT NO TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WANT TREATED ITS YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT SHES GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT. BTW ALL REDNECKS AINT RACISTS ASSHOLES.
"THAT REDNECK BITCH AINT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT NONSENSE NOW IS SHE."
Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen
''Wolf In Sheeps Skin is a redneck farmer''
Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...