When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit
Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome
When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it
Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River
When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River
"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."
A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.
The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!