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and ugly musty dusty rusty piece of shit that stalks people and laughs like a fucking dolphin
girl: i hear a dolphin noise what is that?
other girl: LOOK BEHIND YOU
girl: what
*salad rat appears out of the blue*
salad rat: SCREECH EHEHEHHEHE HAHUH
girl and other girl: AHHH WHAT THE FUCK
When you put your balls in a girls ass, and then she jacks you off and you jizz on her back, which is the dressing of the salad.
Nicholas' mom makes a great walnut salad.
I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!
I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!
the best group of friends ever. made up of the realest, nicest, funniest ppl ever.
me(talking to lily): should we invite salad
lily:yeaaaa i love them
the shit that is still in the rectum.
mixed food that is in it's final stage of digestion