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shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 30, 2022


shaking like langsford

To violently shake ones arms in a batting stance, a la MLB legend Carney Langsford.

Dude, no more coke for you bro, your shaking like Langsford!

by micdelicious May 15, 2016


shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. December 11, 2007

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Hair-lem Shake

When a girl's hair gets in a guy's face and/or mouth while he is grinding her from behind. This usually occurs at High School dances or at the club.

I was grinding up on her but it soon turned into the Hair-lem Shake when her curls were half way down my throat.

by Jay Danger March 2, 2008

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bro-tein shake

a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.

"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill

by Cam Bro-Chill September 15, 2008

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Shake one out

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.

I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.

by Rob Stern September 25, 2007

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colorado chocolate shake

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water

I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.

by bemused January 15, 2015

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