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the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch
Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...
YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!
A Shirt you wipe your come with
Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt
A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.
“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”
They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked
Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.
Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."
If you are the designated driver or designated walker, a person who always complains to go with you to a party and always wants to leave a party early knowing you're responsible for taking them home. They are the type to act reckless at parties and force you to be the ones to watch over them
See gamekiller
Named after what small children do to their mothers when they are being whiny brats
Text from Dawn: alright so what's the plan for tonight
Text from Dawn: If you're going to Ron's party let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm ready, so if you're ready, let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm 5 minutes away from your house
Text from Dawn: I'm at your door
Text from Me: You're such a shirt-tugger
Dawn: Can we go?
Me: Fuck no. We just got here. Quit tuggin my shirt