Shoot Me My Round

Requesting a fight; or confrontation.

Yo, shoot me my round

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doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

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Shoot Your Shot Wednesday

Shoot your Shot Wednesday, the fourth Wednesday of every month, is meant to be a day for everyone to shoot their shots. If you have been unsure about whether to shoot your shot, you should wait til Shoot Your Shot Wednesday, as the stars will be aligned for the highest likelihood of success.

Should you shoot your shot and get shot down, there's always next month!

"Dude, I've been wanting to ask this girl to hang out so bad but I don't know if she will be interested"

"Just wait for Shoot Your Shot Wednesday, if she ever says yes, it'll be then"

Shoot your shot month

November is shoot your shot month you can ask anyone out any time you want to without any consequences

Best friend:you know it’s shoot your shot month

Me:what’s that

Best friend:you can ask anyone out without consequences

Me:Hey do you wanna date?

Her:No

Me:you can’t embarrass me because it’s shoot your shot month

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Shoot Smash Stomp Chop

Shoot, Smash, Stomp, Chop
is the Ork way

Ork:SHOOT!
*fires his gun at a space marine
Ork:SMASH!
*smashes the space marines Armor*
Ork:STOMP
*stomps on the dying Space marine*
Ork:CHOP!
*Chops The space Marines head off*

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vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.

"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"

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shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

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