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When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.
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In 2019, rapper Blueface make a post on instagram, with his unreleased song "Holy Moly Donut Shop" in the background. Holy Moly Donut Shop is also a dance on the app TikTok.
The song that goes with the Holy Moly Donut Shop dance is the little snippet of the unreleased song Blueface put out on instagram.
Do you like that song "Holy Moly Donut Shop?" - Jack
Yeah - Frank
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the worst fucking place to work ever.
if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
....
"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
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An eating establishment known around the province of Ontario famous for originally selling just pork chops, of course, and scrumpets on select days. More recently, they have expanded their menu to include hummus and banana milkshakes and will soon offer various flavours of ice cream and even gellatos, as the owner loves ice cream and will eat it even in winter.
"Let's go to that new pork chop chop shop, Matty D's"
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A quick question or statement meaning lets go to a transsexual bath house or meeting place. Also probing for information as to if one is of the homosexual persuasion. Originating in Ucumcipa, California around the Ward asilum. Another way is lets go to Dan's or Tom's.
Hey Steve???... lets go to Dan Tfag's tranny shop and look around, they may have just what you are looking for!!!...
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the effect of a ladies arm fat being squeezing out the end of her sleeves, this can be combated by the loser fitting garments but does not solve the problem.
"OMG, look at those tuck shop lady arms, they look like that lady has 4 legs and no arms"
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The coolest place on earth. Located in wonderful Yellow Springs, Ohio. They've been known to illegally employ vagrant bears and rabid squirrels to cut costs and because the Yellow Springs, Ohio wildlife has great artistic ability.
Long sleeve shirts, short sleeve shirts, hoodies, onesies, socks etc.
Their handmade dyes are super rad and one of a kind! Bear dyes man, bear dyes..
"I went to a righteous store today." "Was it the Tie Dyed Gift Shop?" "How'd you know?" "Pffffft..."
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