sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

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Sleeping Bagged

When you sleepwalk into your friends room and teabag him while you're both asleep.

Tim must have sleeping bagged me last night because there is ball hair on my chin.

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Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

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Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

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sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

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Sleep With The Fishes

To be killed a put in a river

He's sleeping with the fishes tonight
Your going to sleep with the fishes if your not lucky

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Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack

A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)

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