Smoke Screen

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.

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jew smoke

Jews after they were cremated by the nazis

Im gonna turn you into jew smoke

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smoking mom

a mother who has a stressful job and she needs to kick back and smoke a ciggerate or two,

smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old

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smoke and joke

inhaling enough marijuana to the point where everything is humorous. such an activity usually takes place on an island or in the confines of a car.

Let's go smoke and joke.

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smoked out

to go in a room, car, or other relatively small area and seal all the exits, then smoke your dank 'till the place of gathering is entirely filled w/ smoke

We smoked out the car, but the po-po man thought the car was on fire from the inside and busted our asses.

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Dick Smoke

Dick Smoke(P)pronoun - One who is obsessive over sex, who will do anyone and everone including his brothers sloppy seconds and walrus's.

Alfred is such a damn dick smoke.

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Smoking that ___ pack

East coast slang to basically say that a personality trait or decision someone shows is a choice. For example, a snitch be smoking that snitch pack. It usually refers to when someone goes out of their way to do something as well, just as a smoker goes out and purchase cigs, and then has to light up, they have to go out of their way to do it.

Smoking that ___ pack
P1: bro Henry narc’d on us
P2: Henry be Smokin that Opp pack
P1: He an Opp pack smoker

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