sock rocket

The result of covering one's erect penis with a sock.
Cock + Sock = Sock Rocket.
Primarily for novelty and teasing.

He took my phone and ended up finding the picture of Andrew's sock rocket.

-Any suggestions for an erotic photo?
-You could go with a sock rocket...
-okay...

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grub socks

When your socks are half-on and half off your feet.

You've got grub socks... pull them up

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Sweet socking

The act of wearing sweet socks to work everyday.

Jennifer is sweet socking again!

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Red sock

When you're having anal sex you pull out your dick really fast and slap her on the back of her head hard and her asshole will turn inside out looking like a wet red sock.

sock red red sock

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cock-sock

Appendage for soaking up emissions from a stealth-wank usually perfomed under the bed-covers whilst your partner is asleep.

Any type of sock can be used, preferably white in order to hide evidence.

I didn't have a cock-sock to hand last night, had to use a tissue and the rustling noise woke the wife.

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Coins in a sock

"Nuts and bolts in a sock" is also common.

This term refers to when exceptionally large women with cottage cheesy buttocks wear thin pants made of such flimsy material that the dimples show through resembling "coins in a sock"
Much more severe that the "cottage cheese stuffed in a hefty bag" look

Steve: hey look at that!
Me: where? oh ew?
Steve: Ha! it looks like coins in a sock!

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sock puppet

(verb)(political)
Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is the GOP's sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.

4.
Sock Puppet: "it's Clintons fault."
Real Person: "Man you are a sock puppet."

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