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Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.
She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.
Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler
In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.
Daddy ate a squirrel.
Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
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The patch of hair in a mans armpit.
I went to snap off that bitches bra and she had squirrel tails under each arm
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the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.
I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.
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