If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

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Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

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I smell what you're stepping in.

I know what you mean.

Yeah man, the shit is hydro, so it's a little 'spensive.
I smell what you're stepping in. Gimme 2 ounces.

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red headed step-child

someone that is beaten every day by their father that is always high as balls.

a teacher see's a student after class because she had seen the bruises. she ask's him what happened and he said im a red headed step-child.

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my drink and my 2-step

All you need to be incredibly fly and kick anyones ass.

I got my drink and my 2-step, it's on!

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what are you doing step bro?

The use or photosynthesis in the male human body to measure the amounts of testosterone in the air then times by x and then you get the declaration of independence and use flex tape and he will give you the answer of x₩¥●♡• 20÷*)*

donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?"

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fuck me daddy and step bro

It’s where your dad and you step brother are fucking you

Yessss fuck me daddy and step bro

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