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When you get a blowjob, cum in her mouth and then punch her. Then she mixes it all up and spits it out.
Gave this chick a strawberry shortcake last night!
when you have wet good sex while she's on her period:)
"do you want to have sex?" "can't I am on my period". "I don't care". your a strawberry shortcake! *MOANS*
1. f A food. Nah, that's not what you came for...
2.THIS IS IT-a pro feminist women's only show that attacks real gender equality promoted by libertarians like you. Don't watch
Strawberry Shortcake is terrible. Don't watch it unless you want to be feed a bunch of hate messages towards males.
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The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
When you drink a frozen daiquiri until your mouth is numb, then give head and catch the cum in your mouth, spit it into a cup, and mix it into a strawberry daiquiri to enjoy.
After he came I decided to relive my glory days as a novice mixologist and use it to make myself a nice cold strawberry dickuiri to enjoy in the tropics
The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.
The way some artificial strawberry flavored items take.
Man, this Strawberry Tastes like strawberry swampass