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Getting a load of cum in the ear.
"I am totally going to Center Valley Surprise you!"
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Noun. A person who appears to be of average weight and size based on their face and upper body but who has an ENORMOUS lower half. The term comes from meeting someone at a table and speaking with them for a while thinking that they are a slender person (based on the face and upper body) but then getting a surprise when they stand up from the table and you see their large lower half for the first time - hence... "stand up surprise". The top/bottom differential must be extreme to count as a stand up surprise.
"I was flirting with this girl all night long and I thought she was such a skinny babe, but when she stood up from the table I saw that she had a HUGE ass. She was such a stand up surprise."
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When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap
Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.
A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
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Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.
Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.
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The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The victim then uses the same hand to scratch an itch on his testes, which results in the most painful experience imaginable. It’s usually followed by watering at the eyes, which results in wiping the eyes with the same hand causing extreme pain and further watering of the eyes.
Detective: why do you think this guy killed himself?
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.
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a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.
Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.
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