Having the urge to curse, make sexual remarks, and scratch your genitals in the presence of chidlren.
After playing the game Jak and Daxter,I realized he had come down with Daxter Syndrome!!!
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A phenomenon affecting female champions in the League of Legends in which they are regarded as "perfectly balanced" by their adoring neckbeard fanboys despite frequent and highly successful competitive usage, bans both targeted and general, and high win ratios.
You have waifu syndrome because you say Riven is perfectly balanced.
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When somebody tries to control every aspect of your life and watches everything you do, basically takes over your life like Hitler tried to do to the world.
Your girlfriend tells you what to eat for breakfast? Bro, she's got Hitler syndrome, I'd be careful
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when someone stays with a woman/man he/she hates only for sex or fear of not being with a woman or man ever again.
-that poor bastard got the corbian syndrome.
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When a nearly-flawless male character in any form of media (usually a well-liked character or even the fanbase favorite) has a sudden change in personality as a result of a relationship with a female character. This change in personality is "a turn for the worse," making the character unwelcome in the media, and often unliked by the majority of fans.
"I don't get it! Hiro's acting like such a dick just because of that bitch Ayaka!"
"Oh, it's because of Hiro Syndrome."
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An affliction that most people, even full-grown adults, suffer from when they receive their first Apple computer. Symptoms of Mac Syndrome include obsessive use of Photobooth and of all its photo-filters, recording videos using the pre-mentioned filters as well, and proceeding to upload every single one to facebook or any other social networking site. While not contagious, it is highly aggrivating, to the point where certain friends of the person may blatantly tell them to stop and shut the fuck up.
Girl: I just got my new iMac! I'm going to invite everyone over and take pictures!
Guy: Awesome, have fun!
*ten thousand PhotoBooth sessions later, all of them uploaded to facebook*
Guy: Oh my god, you've got Mac Syndrome out the ying-yang. Shut the fuck up.
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A neurological characterised by involuntary motor and phonic tics. This severe form of tic disorder affects males at approximately thrice the rate of females and is usually chronic.
Person A: why does that guy keep swearing and shaking his head?
Person B: he has Tourette's Syndrome.
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