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An affliction that most people, even full-grown adults, suffer from when they receive their first Apple computer. Symptoms of Mac Syndrome include obsessive use of Photobooth and of all its photo-filters, recording videos using the pre-mentioned filters as well, and proceeding to upload every single one to facebook or any other social networking site. While not contagious, it is highly aggrivating, to the point where certain friends of the person may blatantly tell them to stop and shut the fuck up.
Girl: I just got my new iMac! I'm going to invite everyone over and take pictures!
Guy: Awesome, have fun!
*ten thousand PhotoBooth sessions later, all of them uploaded to facebook*
Guy: Oh my god, you've got Mac Syndrome out the ying-yang. Shut the fuck up.
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A neurological characterised by involuntary motor and phonic tics. This severe form of tic disorder affects males at approximately thrice the rate of females and is usually chronic.
Person A: why does that guy keep swearing and shaking his head?
Person B: he has Tourette's Syndrome.
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Having the urge to curse, make sexual remarks, and scratch your genitals in the presence of chidlren.
After playing the game Jak and Daxter,I realized he had come down with Daxter Syndrome!!!
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A phenomenon affecting female champions in the League of Legends in which they are regarded as "perfectly balanced" by their adoring neckbeard fanboys despite frequent and highly successful competitive usage, bans both targeted and general, and high win ratios.
You have waifu syndrome because you say Riven is perfectly balanced.
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When somebody tries to control every aspect of your life and watches everything you do, basically takes over your life like Hitler tried to do to the world.
Your girlfriend tells you what to eat for breakfast? Bro, she's got Hitler syndrome, I'd be careful
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A mild, low spectrum form of Autism (not unlike Asperger Syndrome) brought about by overexposure to the Internet. Accompanying symptoms include : greasy hair, pale skin, poor hygiene and an overwhelming dearth of social skills.
Do you have greasy hair, pale skin, horrible hygiene, a fear of the outdoors and a general unwillingness to engage in social interaction outside of an internet forum? You, too, can haz Cheezburger Syndrome!
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A condition where persons afflicted are
given to severe episodes of insanity such as intense passion for a single person, material object or game (particuarly video games). Most people who have this condition are born with it, but some contract it by being in close proximity to someone with it for long periods of time. Other side effects of this condition include(but are not limited to) enhanced perception, precognative abitlities,
advanced motor skills, voracity, and in some cases, saddness or depression.
There is no known cure for this condition. However, most people with this condition learn to suppress the negitive side effects with meditation, exercize (mental and physical), counsoling and various forms of relaxation. Persons who experience negitive side effects that cannot be overcome by these methods, can always find other methods. Persons with this condition must remember to use it to their advantage, because great things can be accomplished employing the positive aspects. Hope, patience and devotion are the most common side effects.
--The first documented case of Sri occured in 2000 by an agent of
the Bureau of Parnormal Research and Defense, but researchers of The Bureau suspect this condition has existed since 1984.--
She was diagnosed with Sri Syndrome.
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