Perp Talk

The senseless shit talking that occurs after you put someone in handcuffs. It usually involves phrases pertaining to hating the police and cops as well as threats about what the individual would do if they were not restrained by handcuffs. the general theme of perp talk is anger or aggression towards law enforcement officers.

One cop to another: You should have heard the perp talk from the one i locked up the other night for assualt. She talked mad shit while in the back seat of the cruiser and even tried to spit at me.

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Starbucks talk

A conversation that would typically be had over a table at starbucks, often about someone who's not currently present.

Speaker #1: Dan's such a sleeeeeeaze bag. I mean I dislike Julie (don't like to say it in front of Kelly) but maybe she don't deserve it..

Speaker #2: Who does?

Speaker #1: But then again..

Speaker #2: This is such Starbucks talk.

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aim talk

talking like your online, saying things like "JK!" and "LOL" out loud

"its so annoying when people do that aim talk thing!

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Boy talk

When two boys, ( and, or, men) talk about things they normally wouldn't with a girl. They want their privacy, so they will get it anywhere they can.

Mike: "Dude we need to do boy talk!"
Jon: " I know! But where!"
Mike: "I don't know, how about under this blanket?"
Jon: "Okay?"

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talking penis

AKA dick head

my husband can be a talking penis

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talk to the hand

Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.

Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.

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talk show

Daytime televison created to entertain the ignorant, uneducated, unemployed and unindustrious while the rest of us are out working for a living.

The talk show in America has become the soul cause of propagnda, lies and stupidity in our society.

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