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When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.
Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.
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'Money' issued by the Canadian retail chain Canadian Tire as part of a customer loyalty program (similar to trading stamps). Notes of Canadian Tire Money are engraved, and have the feel of real money, although the notes are smaller than Canadian legal tender. Because of the wide presence of Canadian Tire stores across Canada, some other businesses in Canada will accept it as payment, and some Canadian eBay sellers also accept it. A widely known urban legend in Canada is the Canadian tourist (visiting the United States or elswhere) that convinces someone that Canadian Tire money is Canada's national currency, and uses it to pay off a debt.
The Ontarian will accept Canadian Tire money for payment of classified ads.
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A situation in which a fallible action is easily forgiven. Rooted from the idea that in Canada when someone messes up on your order there's no problem between the customer and the server.
Dude, you shouldn't be drinking and driving; that's no Canadian Drive-thru.
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Canadian Armed Forces have some of the best overall trained soldiers in the world. They do not have much in the way of money or equipment, but our soldiers are on average smarter and stronger then the average soldier from many other countries. They think for themselves, and commanders at all levels encourage and respect this, just so long as the job is finished.
In a recent military competition at the US Westpoint Military Acadamy, 2 British, 1 Canadian, and around 40 American teams competed. Canada took first for the second year in a row, and the British took 3rd and 4th. The Canadian Armed Forces also have the best snipers in the world.
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When you are fucking a girl near a window you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run down across the street and wave to the girl. Never letting her know that some other guy is fucking her until she sees you.
Wat the fuck did you canadian tag team me.
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When you are doing a girl doggy style while a very close friend of yours is hiding in the closet. You pull out and have your close friend take over. You run outside quietly, and wave to the girl from the window.
My buddy and I pulled a canadian cock loan on my girlfriend last night.
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Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)
No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.
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