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Sumo Dump

When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.

I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.

by 15th round April 29, 2022


bull dump

nicer way for saying bullshit

that's a load of bull dump if you think i'm gonna believe that!

by pussy bee January 02, 2021


Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.

"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?

by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 12, 2018


Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.

"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"

by unevenair February 21, 2012


ass-dump

a total waste of space or time; lacking any worth or meaning

"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!

by MaddiCat March 16, 2018


Shepherd’s Dump

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.

A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.

by Everybody’s Uncle May 12, 2020


the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.

Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!

by wardrobitch February 19, 2011