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House Juggle

When the council kick you out into some temporary housing because you didn't pay the rent, and then they put you into premanent housing.

Girl: Dude, I heard you're moving house, was that for serious?
Guy: Yeah, I'm telling everyone I'm moving, but it's actually a house juggle.

by nee. October 28, 2008


stake house

a vampire brothel

Ima get some rump roast at da stake house!

by wheats303 February 5, 2011

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puss house

The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”

“Is Chad really going home with that hot girl?”
Not a chance. Chad’s a fucking puss house.”

by Daddy Slack June 15, 2021


House cherub

A person who spends a lot of time at home cooking and baking, and has achieved a pleasant amount of chubbiness. New York-based comedian/writer Tony Atamanuik mentioned this term on a Twitch gaming stream on October 19th, describing himself as “a fat, bread-baking little f-ing house cherub”. The image is especially humorous when applied to someone who isn’t babylike (the “putto” depicted in Renaissance artwork), but a well-built middle-aged man.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.

I baked sourdough bread yesterday, and pizza for lunch today -- you guys have to help me eat this Sachertorte I made tonight, I think I'm turning into a house cherub!

by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020


House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)

Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.

by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017


Douglas House

Douglas House – Being defined now as 60’s memorabilia, a now defunct recreational place for American Servicmen, but an exploited pick-up joint for women trapping GI’s

The Douglas House was described as 'recreation' , but was utilised as a pick-up joint, and some trapped several, and abandoned the ‘superfluous’ consequences ‘cos there was always another GI !!

by CampanileKid November 26, 2016


Heights House

The haunted theatre where only those who are brave and daring can enter and make it out alive without significant trauma only 10 years with a psychotherapist can fix. There are always people coming in and out. Just imagine how many spirits do the same, but the one difference is they never do leave.

Hey Bill Bill Bill, do you have extra pants because I couldn't make it out of the Heights House without peeing myself half to death.

by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021