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An insult towards a non-nerd that makes a reference only nerds would understand.
Confused Non-nerd: Should I include my T1 line in my packing bag?
Nerd: Do you mean your Ethernet cord? You couldn't fit a T1 line in a bag!
Nerds within earshot: *laughter* Ohhhh! Nerd Burn!
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A title given to the very select few. The requirements for such an honor include the ability to ask seemingly obvious questions, to know everything there is to know about transformers, to have a secret hand shake or signal, and to wear glasses. The title can only be obtained by the successful challenge and defeat of a former king in a math competion.
"What is e, o most noble King of the Nerds?"
"Why it's 2.718 of course you ruffian!"
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Refering to the level of gameplay a person has reached in his most recent RPG game.
Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.
Nigel hasn't been out of his house in three days! His nerd level must be through the roof!
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A insult that describes a specific variety of nerd. Used specifically towards nerds who are addicted video games and/or anime and they make it part of everything they do and say. Their appearance usually consists of:
- Poor hygiene
- Acne
- Are either extremely skinny or extremely overweight (rarely in between)
- Usually have very greasy unkempt hair
- Wear anime or fantasy themed shirts
- Are usually seen consuming snacks and beverages such as Cheeto's and Mountain Dew (Hence the term "Cheese Nerd)
They are also usually mild mannered unless talking about/playing Yugi-Oh, Naruto, and other anime/nerd subculture things. They are also most likely seen playing various anime card games, video games, or reciting lines from online/television phenomenons. The term originated from when I read a article on the internet about a certain webmaster's hatred for nerds where it said "cheesy nerds" and I misread it as "cheese nerd". As you can tel, the term is a pejorative one used to describe people of that description.
The only reason Caleb joined the football team is because he wanted to cover up the fact that he is really a cheese nerd and spends his lunch period playing Yugi-Oh and discussing when the new Pokemon game is coming out.
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When you merk someone online (pc,xbox,ps3 etc.) so badly, they go blind with rage
player1: HEADSHOT
player2: Omfg ur such a fagget fuck you bitch you suck ass stop playing this game omg you suck nerd gtfo fagget
player1: Nerd rage..
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nerd-out: 1) verb. To overindulge in computer related activity.
2) noun. An event marked by wanton computer usage or kindred digital activity.
1) Turn-off that computer and stop nerding-out!
2) Sorry I can't, I am in the middle of a major nerd-out.
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A sex educator. A sex positive person with extensive knowledge who is open about sexuality and has a career educating others. Sex nerds include Violet Blue, Dan Savage, Annie Sprinkle, Audacia Ray, Dr. Ruth and others. Sex nerds publish in print, blogs, old and new media, give talks, seminars, etc.
SN: I can't decide what I want to write my next book about.
EG: What are you thinking?
SN: Either 'Sexy Conflict Resolution' or '101 Greatest Analingus Techniques.' Then again, I've always wanted to do a photo book on condom package design over the years.
EG: You're such a sex nerd.
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