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OBAMA RAjAB WALI is a name for a person who's always willing to make those around him laugh and smile. His personality is rich even though he's broke. He's like a broski to many but a wife to me. You can consider him your fren, even though you may've never met him. He'll always be there for you, he's your homie, you can kiss him, you can rub his balls, he's a person trusted by many. He's an atheist's lord and savior. He has a big heart, as well as a big d. We love you OBAMA RAjAB WALI :mohammadjoyful:
coper seether dialater: WHOS OBAMA RAjAB WALI????
OBAMA RAjAB WALI$$$$$ : me!!
coper seether dialeter: WELL YOU SUCK MAN
OBAMA RAjAB WALI$$$$$ : =(
EVERYONE ELSE: NO!!!! YOU'RE GAY AND WRONG
coper seether dialeter: I admit I am. I love you OBAMA RAjAB WALI
OBAMA RAjAB WALI$$$$$: =D
Your mama obama means that your mama looks just like obama she has a nice ass but she is too fat and no one likes her if someone says your mama obama that means that your adopted because who would want to date your mom
"stop that drama"
"YOUR MAMA OBAMA"
"(cries)"
Gamer 1: Sup dude you heard about the guy who broke the Facebook post block speed run wr?
Gamer 2: Yeah he is a real Obama cum thug.
Is the act of not working to recieve food stamps or any other form of government assistance.
Tyrone: Yo what up brotha did you get a job yet?
Cyrus: Naw homie I'm on that Obama Plan I'm tryna get that steak on the state!
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Presidential hopeful Barry Obama's secret alter-ego; the only alternative that the Democratic Party could seem to find to the Feminazi Crackwhore that used to run the United States under the assumed name of "Bill Clinton".
American Voter1: "Who the fuck you gonna vote for? The old fart, or that Obama guy?"
American Voter2: "His name ain't Obama, asshole. Obama's the guy behind 911 - you know, Obama bin Laden. You mean Barrack Osama. I'm votin' for him."
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A right wing propaganda film portraying Barack Obama and his campaign as a series of lies and falsehoods. Citizens United, a "conservative research organisation" and an obviously unbiased source of information, makes their case against Obama based on his popularity and eloquent speeches which, in their eyes, disqualifies a man as the leader of the United States.
I wish Urban Dictionary wouldn't put up so many ads of immature political bullshit like Hype: The Obama Effect.
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when a man normally middle aged puts on silk pyjamas before bed and attempts to seduce his wife or girlfriend. This is accompanied by the man trying to be suave like us president barack obama, even though the woman doesn't really want sex.
Fred: hey baby you wanna make some sweet loving tonight
woman : no I'm tired
Fred: oh come on baby
woman : For fuck sake Fred stop being such a obama in pyjamas
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