base-own

in Halo, to continuously kill the opposition at their own base as they mercifully try to respawn

I like to base-own noobs in CTF.

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base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.

Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?

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Based

When you make a complete ass out of yourself.

"Dude check this out" calls shot like Babe Ruth
*strikes out*
"Damn... based again"

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103457th base

It's when you do the water spout maneuver with your grandma and then get your dog in the action

Dude! Last night I got to 103457th base. It was amazing!

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plant-based

The act of being really, really, really high on marijuana.

Dude, how fucking high are you right now?

Bro, I'm plant-based

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second base

1st base:making out
2nd base:seeing naked
3rd base:touching naked
homerun:sex
up to bat: u have a gf/bf
in outfield:single

I got to second base yesterday, and I was hoping it would go to 3rd.

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99th base

Webcam sex
two people both in a different area,put on their webcams, and the guy starts to pleasure themselves e.g masterbating and then the girl follows.

joe: i got to 99th base last night
sam: really?!
joe(has a smug look on his face): yeah man
sam: i really need a webcam :)

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