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The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.
I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.
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christian mccarville fucks bitches and gets money
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A guy who loves to eat ass, drink beer,and suck on some fat girl titties
That Mexican boy Christian Pozos sure does love eating ass
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American Christianity
A·mer·i·can Chris·ti·an·i·ty
/əˈmerəkən/ˌkrisCHēˈanədē/
(noun)
{a religion “loosely” based on the person and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, or its beliefs and practices.}
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Where it differs from real Christianity is in its teachings to hate other religions and sexual preferences it does not tolerate. Whereas in real Christianity, it is taught to Love Thy Neighbor, it is the opposite in American Christianity.
Racism is also very prevalent in American Christianity. A defining feature of American Christianity is its point to make Jesus into a white male with blue eyes. Which makes this religion border on the teachings of Nazism.
1. He went abroad to preach American Christianity to the heathen. 2. John has converted to American Christianity.
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1. A believer who is serious about (his/her) moral in Jesus Christ. Whose main goal is to please God more than (himself/herself). Who does not take sinning lightly. Not a hypocrite.
2. Christ-like. Learns and takes after (mimics) Jesus Christ’s qualities, teachings, habits, lifestyle. A believer who has great faith, trusts in God's word, hopeful outlook on life, or at least pursues - or meditates on perfecting his faith daily. A believer who has strong love for his enemies and natural affection towards anyone. A believer who is very obedient to all of God's commands (what he requires). Holy. Without spot blemish or wrinkle in their daily walk.
3. A failure in his faith, or nonbeliever who self examines and recognizes his sins, faults, accepts Jesus Christ as God, is sorry for his sins and repents. May still fail, but still aims for spiritual perfection daily.
1. He/she walks after the spirit daily so he/she does not walk after the fleshly desires, neither after the world, neither after materialism or earthly treasures, has not pride, and obeys Gods commands. They want to be a True Christian.
2. He/she lives the way Jesus does. He/she tries or does perfect his/her faith, love, obedience, and relationship with God daily. This is the life of a True Christian.
3. Even though he/she has been a failure for what God wants, his/her heart is broken and is hungry for God's spirit to conquer the law of sin and death. He/she understands in being perfection spiritually living a life without sin; being obedient to God with their whole heart daily. He/she is more justified to be a True Christian.
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A large cult of people against creativity. They hate all things that aren't what they like. (See Nazi) The teachers eat little kids if they look appetizing. The kids are abused fags whom no one in the world would accept. All the guys like each-other and play sports to get to know one another. They also make you conform to them because they are demons that drink their own piss. The kids also eat ferrets for lunch and fried blood juice for snacks. There are no known full blacks there cause they get thrown into he Bleach pit. (See KKK) It's also a living hell for those who fight them. Plus all the girls have moobs and are extreme fugly . (See Holocaust) Overall its a horrible group and their leader is a major Butt Pirate.
Simon :Dude, Ever heard of Aurora Christian?
Harold: Oh Yeah, we just learned about them.
Jake: They're all nipple munchers..
Jordan: Yeah, They suck major cow tongue .
Green Giant: Yeah they kill penguins.
Tuba: "Honk"
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