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the best person in the whole world better than the king better than god better than the devil better than evrythin the best 4 short
im am max dawes
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A man named max goldman AKA cuckman. He is the overlord of goosh pussy and the prince of cuck. Thou who doesn’t pass his wench is hit with his might of 10 full cuckholds.
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An internet celebrity and the author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and "The Definitive Book of Pick Up Lines," Tucker Max has a substantial following and a gaggle of protesters asserting that he is a phony.
Tucker Max has created a company called "Rudius Media" which features blogs from Robert Greene, Devil Monkey, and Philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. Max is working on a TV show for Comedy Central as well.
Tucker Max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. He advocates "doing what you love" and champions finding one's "Personal Destiny." Max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. Personally, I believe them to be true.
Tucker Max isn't a great writer, but he has a talent for finding them.
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Blue Max, who shares initials with the word Bowel Movement, is in fact synonomous with that word.
I'm gonna go take a Blue Max.
Don't forget to wipe your MrShadow.
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Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."
It's elementary my dear Watson, it's Max's Law.
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As if ridiculi wasn't enough... Ridiculi is something so ridiculous you make it plural, and even then it is still unimaginably ridiculous.
To further explain the ridiculousness of the situation add the word "MAXED". Not only does it make you sound about 100 times cooler, but it reiterates the insane ridiculousness of a specific situation.
Kevin: Dude! I just made a 100 on my AP Statistics Exam
Alex: ZOMG! That is ridiculi maxed!
**The phrase can also be used in pissed off manner or in a shocked manner**
Alex: Dude! He totally stole my art project idea! This is so ridiculi maxed I can't even take it anymore!
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