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Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"
"No, he is a mountain pirate"
This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.
Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?
Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.
Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
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Someone who takes your time, focus and patients.
Steve-"I was trying to study yesterday but i kept getting interupted by people i didn't want to see: the jo ho's, that seedy greg character, your mum called and jane was sniffing about too"
Bronson-"what a bunch of time pirates, man i hate that. And that greg is so seedy"
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The lowest member of staff at a work place, more often than not just works Saturdays or Sundays. Pirate Dogs can also be work experience placements; jobs include making the tea, fetching other members of staff dinner, mopping floors, and general crap other workers do not want to do. A Pirate Dog can also be called G-man. You may also be permitted by law to photo-shop a Pirate Dogs head on to loads of stupid and irrelevant pictures, then put it on facebook of the world to see!
Is that G-man gay???
No, he's a Pirate Dog, look at him making the tea.
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Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.
I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday
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