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A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.
David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"
Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."
"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"
The term given to a situation that seems like it will go over well and then instead goes horribly awry. This term was popularized by the bassist of the Pop-Punk band The Story So Far, Kelen Capener, as he addressed this in a tattoo interview with Alternative Press' Nick Major.
"I thought I was gonna nail that interview but I got dick Snaked"
Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?
"I'm a Snake Foodie!"
"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"
A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.
A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.
Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.
You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.