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what you say after anyone asks you how long you have done something.
Girl: so how long you been drawing comics?
Guy: FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!
girl: so you ever heard that song?
Guy: which song?
Girl: Come on Eileen.
Guy: yeah i listened to it...FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!
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The description used for a girl who is under the legal age for sex, usually reserved for those under 14 but developing.
From the statement that having sex with a underage girl can land you with a sentence of 25 years to life in jail, depending on country.
Johnny : "look there, shes hot"
Peter : "shes Twenty five years!"
Johnny : "but shes hot"
Peter: "shes too young to have my wicked way with!"
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A satirical phrase in general to describe certain individuals in their twenties who display marked remnants of a teenager (even adolescent) lacking experience compared to older peers, and sensitive to any form of criticism that might reflect an inexperience. They often compensate the feeling of inadequacy by incorporating incomplete information into fact to demonstrate a sense of knowledge. Instability is frequent with a failure to adjust socially to the first stage of adulthood.
This form of apprehension is not uncommon, but the frequency by which it appears in an increasing number of people, makes it noticeable enough to supplement a characterization.
“I thought Mary’s speech tonight to be very 20-year-old.”
“It’s possible my son is being taught by a group of 20-year-olds.”
“The repairman gave me a 20-year-old’s explanation as to why it won’t work.”
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Also known as “Trump 2020 2.0.” Trump’s politically incorrect slogan, after failing to extend his White House stay until 2024 in spite of numerous frivolous lawsuits and repeated alleged fraudulent ballots in states where he lost to his older “low energy” presidential rival.
From “four more years” to “faux more years,” Trump 2020 ought to be rechristened Trump 2Ø2Ø, as he’s hoping (and his diehard supporters all maniacally praying and interceding) that a second miracle might be heading his way before 1/20/21—the palindromic date when they might have to escort him out of his temporary residence if he still insisted that he “won” the 2020 election.
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Once a year you can harass the owner for a entire year and he cant do shit about it.
Bro 1: hey man its fuck the owner year!
Bro 2: really bro lets harass the owner a few new mental illnesses!
Bro 1: sure bro!
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The event you plan to attend (with the high school friends with whom you cared enough to keep in touch) INSTEAD of the grossly overpriced 10-year high school reunion.
They want $80 per person? forget that... Send a MySpace invite and let's have a 10-year freeunion instead!
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