Brown Cow

the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow

Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"

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milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

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Cow town

The town of Windsor, NY, near Binghamton, NY. Basically a big town of full of farms and cows. All the the cool kids are calling it Cow Town these days.

Where do you live?
In Cow Town.
Oh so you go to Windsor High School.

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Dirty cow

while giving anal to a female you pull out your penis and there should be shit on it. you take off a piece of shit then continue giving anal. then you put the piece of shit into her mouth which will most probably cause her to make funny cow like noises.

dude i just gave that chick a dirty cow

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keys cow

DO NOT USE THIS AND CONVERT IT INTO FILIPINO IT SAYS SUSI BAKA

oh look its a keys cow

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cow farm

The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.

The whole city of Houston in Texas had a cow farm every month of the year 2012.

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asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.

That asian cow is a speed racer

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