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This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.
i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.
ahhhh that fresh feel.
An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".
Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"
Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.
Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.
1. The dick you seek out after your boyfriend cheats on you to even the score.
2. The guy you fuck who is WAY HOTTER than your boyfriend once you break up.
Girl: you okay? He's a bastard for cheating with that slut.
Girl 2: Hell yeah! I picked up my revenge dick at the club last night.
A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick
A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.
Dagger dick is a word used to describe a long, yet somewhat skinny penis.
Person 1: yo, you see that interview with Xxxtentacion?
Person 2: yeah, bro said he got a dagger dick