A sugar dick is not necessarily a big dick but a dick that can be used WELL.
GUUUUURRRRLLLLL he had dat sugar dick
A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .
I told him how to do it but heβs a skin dick so now itβs all fucked up
A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole
Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me
An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".
Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"
Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.
Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.
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A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick
A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.
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1. The dick you seek out after your boyfriend cheats on you to even the score.
2. The guy you fuck who is WAY HOTTER than your boyfriend once you break up.
Girl: you okay? He's a bastard for cheating with that slut.
Girl 2: Hell yeah! I picked up my revenge dick at the club last night.
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