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Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist
to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork
boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you
When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,
"slaps" their lower under belly.
This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.
It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.
Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)