porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

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org porn

Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.

Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...

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Mr. Porn

40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.

Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit

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porn piece

Something over elaborate, unnecessarily fancy or just plain extravagant can be described as a porn piece.

I bought a new diamanté studded I-Phone. When I pulled it out a friend said "what an absolute porn piece.

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Porn Hog

Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.

Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."

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Snivy porn

A particular kind of sexual art that focuses on the character Snivy from the Pokèmon franchise; Pokèmon Black and White, to be more specific. As to be expected, it depicts Snivy in less than child-friendly ways, with Snivy often being female, despite them usually being male.

"Dude... I just checked your search history. ...Snivy porn? Seriously?"
"I-it was my brother! I swear!"

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Porn-Spill

Any substance or residue (most commonly fluids) that end up on the floor, furniture, clothing, etc., as a result of physical actions performed on the set of a pornographic shoot.

At the end of the porno scene, there was porn-spill on the floor and on the bed, so it needed to be cleaned up.

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