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A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a made-up syndrome used to refer to kindergarteners who like unfunny and stupid.
You see that unfunny kid?
Yea i do He has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome
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Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Example
"Dude, my mom just died"
"Guacamole Nigga toilet"
Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried
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Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?
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Their even more risky than public bathrooms.
I just hate the tomlinscote boys toilets.
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After pooping in a toilet, strongly force the female's face into the toilet bowl as she receives anal sex.
Person 1: Dude, i gave this slutty whore an intense steaming toilet last night!
Person 2: Did she choke your turd?
Person 1: YEAH i had to give her mouth to mouth. She almost died. The popcorn kernels and cheese got stuck in her esophagus.
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Something undesirable, unwanted. Could be any object, or a feeling.
Dude did you see that girl? She was so toilet bowl!!!
Man, I haven't slept in 3 days... I feel so toilet bowl...
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