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Van Luit tile job

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor

I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job

by husband #2 August 23, 2008

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

27πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.

Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020


Living in a van down by the river

Living in a way personally decides without the pressures of Society or Social Agenda !!!

Living FREE of the BINDS of a Socially Inept & Unstable Society under a Racist n Fascist Regime !!
FREE THOUGHT, FREE LOVING, FREE LIVING, LIVING THE LIFE ,

A community of Intelligent, Woken, Aware, Unified, Community , Welcoming, All Invited , Old Skool Ethix n Morals - UNITY & INCLUSION

I have decided to go and start Living in a Van down by the River with the Folk whom share a like-minded Old Skool Ethix n Morals of Unity & Freedom to Live as You alone Choose!!!

by chaos girl February 4, 2018

13πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Lien Van den Acker

An extreme virus that originated in Austria The symptoms of The virus are, Faking being Asian,saying the N word,disrespecting religions,spraying parfum if you dont get attention, slapping people for no reason

Stop acting like that did you catch the Lien Van den Acker virus?

by jjoon February 2, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


martin van buren high school

martin van buren is a the littest school in queens and nobody can beat van in a fight.

Girl1: Where does the girl who wants to fight you go ?
Girl2: She goes to Martin Van Buren High School.
Girl1: Oh that’s bad for business your going to get jumped.

by lovaboi_dj February 3, 2018


Serena Van Der Woodson

An idiotic whore who is a fictional character in the terrible failed tv show gossip girl

Child: When I grow up, I want to be like Serena Van Der Woodson!
Mother: When did I go wrong!

by PaPrIfSFfg March 7, 2019

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž