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A game where a bunch of guys stand around a waffle and jerk off on it.
The last one to ejaculate his goodness has to consume the awful waffle.
Dude, lets play awful waffle!!!
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When you take a shit and flush but it's a clogger and you leave it for the next person to discover.
The whole house reeked when I arrived home and I soon discovered my sister left me to the duties of disposing a soggy waffle left in the toilet bowl.
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1) A sexy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream.
2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.
1) Man, I sure am horny for some testy waffles.
2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.
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A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.
WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?
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VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!
I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!
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1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.
With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")
2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!
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