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A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.
Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.
However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.
Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.
A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
“Joel is a proto-simp.”
“PROTOSIMP” -William
“PROTOSIMP” -Cohl
“PROTOSIMP”-Yosiah
when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.
Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.
Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.
simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””
“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.
Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.
People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.
Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
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