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The act of pushing an egg into you partners vagina during sexual intercourse, without their knowledge. Often achieved by pushing the egg in with your penis.
Oi dude I totally Trojan egged this chick last night
in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):
John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*
leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.
Horst delivered Ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.
A very fat boy with an egg head. Hes known for making big moves with da ladies and has a tiny chode and has never trimmed in his life, he also too much foreskin it covers the whole head of his cock.
Da ladies are scared of egg boy.
A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.
Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.
Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work
A very amazing guy whose always sweet, unless you make him mad. He is obviously King of Eggs and will not stand any abuse to his people. Everyone should love King Egg as he loves them.
A type of egg often laid accidentally
"Piss, I need to go... think I've laid a Mud Egg"