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"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"
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Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.
"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"
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Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.
Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.
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Loose trousers that feel like pyjamas but are acceptable to wear at work.
I love my work pyjamas, they are so comfortable!
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Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.
Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."
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The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.
Thought to have originated with 404.
Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.
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A person who started working at a company on the same day you did. These are people with which you feel a specific type of kinship because you came into this (work) world on the same day.
James and I are work twins. We both started working at Initech on the same day seven years ago.
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